Roosters ($1.92) to beat Gold Coast Titans - too much firepower from the Sydney boys and they momentum + confidence.
St George ($1.43) to beat Wests - the Dragons to run away with it in the 2nd half. Wests don't have the power over the full 80mins, falling away badly in their last 2 matches and struggling to match 1st half scoring over the back 40 through the course of the season.
Multi $2.75.
Tuesday, 21 September 2010
Holding a party
You are planning a party. Do you :-
a) Book a venue that is half finished
b) Cancel some aspects of the party because there is no clean water
c) Put your guests in accomodation with no flushing toilets
d) Have a few loose live wires lying around at the party
e) Give your guest every chance of picking up a disease but ensuring accom is something of a health risk
f) Tell everyone to still travel to the party even though you know it will be a shambles
g) Do all of the above
h) Do none of the above
If you answered (h) chances are that you have a level of common sense and a genuine care for your guests.
If you answered (g) chances are that you are on the Comm Games venue selection committee or on the New Delhi Comm Games Organising Committee.
a) Book a venue that is half finished
b) Cancel some aspects of the party because there is no clean water
c) Put your guests in accomodation with no flushing toilets
d) Have a few loose live wires lying around at the party
e) Give your guest every chance of picking up a disease but ensuring accom is something of a health risk
f) Tell everyone to still travel to the party even though you know it will be a shambles
g) Do all of the above
h) Do none of the above
If you answered (h) chances are that you have a level of common sense and a genuine care for your guests.
If you answered (g) chances are that you are on the Comm Games venue selection committee or on the New Delhi Comm Games Organising Committee.
The Comm Games Welcoming Poo
Ever since you were a kid you wanted to represent New Zealand at the Commonwealth amd Olympic Games.
Now you have done it. You're a Commonwealth Games athlete, 12 days out from the start of competition.
You have followed a strict physical program for the last 12 months with the hope of emulating great New Zealand athletic achievements.
Sure, maybe the Comm Games aren't quite what they used to be but a medal is a medal and you have the chance to make history for yourself and your nation.
You arrive in Delhi, travel to the athlete village and open the door to your apartment.
You step in and find workmen have left a welcoming turd in your lounge.
How do you feel?
Now you have done it. You're a Commonwealth Games athlete, 12 days out from the start of competition.
You have followed a strict physical program for the last 12 months with the hope of emulating great New Zealand athletic achievements.
Sure, maybe the Comm Games aren't quite what they used to be but a medal is a medal and you have the chance to make history for yourself and your nation.
You arrive in Delhi, travel to the athlete village and open the door to your apartment.
You step in and find workmen have left a welcoming turd in your lounge.
How do you feel?
Tuesday, 14 September 2010
World Cup 2010 Foosball Open Final
Foosball can be super competitive.
Think its all about monster strikes from your own half or gloriously incompetent own goals by the keeper?
Not so much.
Check these guys out - the 2010 World Cup Final.
Think its all about monster strikes from your own half or gloriously incompetent own goals by the keeper?
Not so much.
Check these guys out - the 2010 World Cup Final.
Monday, 13 September 2010
Rebuild phase
What has happened to Liverpool fans when they post comments like this following the 0-0 with Birmingham?
"I'll take the draw, last season we would have folded away from home like that. I think some
people are forgetting we're a side very much in re-build phase [even if people deny it]." - Big Diao, BBC 606 comment.
Happy with a draw at Birmingham? Seriously? It kills me.
A club like Liverpool isn't in a position of being able to rebuild particularly with over 30 million fans around the planet and the history that is has. Top level football clubs can't afford to take time out to rebuild, they need to transition for the future particularly with the squad sizes and budgets that are available.
If Liverpool fans are hiding behind the "rebuilding" line to defend lower expectations then the race for a Champions League spot this season is already over for them.
"I'll take the draw, last season we would have folded away from home like that. I think some
people are forgetting we're a side very much in re-build phase [even if people deny it]." - Big Diao, BBC 606 comment.
Happy with a draw at Birmingham? Seriously? It kills me.
A club like Liverpool isn't in a position of being able to rebuild particularly with over 30 million fans around the planet and the history that is has. Top level football clubs can't afford to take time out to rebuild, they need to transition for the future particularly with the squad sizes and budgets that are available.
If Liverpool fans are hiding behind the "rebuilding" line to defend lower expectations then the race for a Champions League spot this season is already over for them.
Roosters / Canberra
A cracking first weekend of NRL playoff action. While the NRL system doesn't match up with the AFL (top 4, bottom 4) final 8 model at least the two eliminated teams were not top 4 teams. Goodbye Warriors and Manly.
Two monster semifinals coming up this weekend.
Canberra at home - expect them to be too good for the West Tigers who must be wondering how they lost to the Roosters are such a dominant first half showing. Canberra to win paying $1.50.
Roosters take on the Penrith Panthers in the other weekend clash. They also pay $1.50 and should have too much class for the men from the mountains.
The multi on both suggetsed wins delivers $2.25...worth a lazy punt.
Two monster semifinals coming up this weekend.
Canberra at home - expect them to be too good for the West Tigers who must be wondering how they lost to the Roosters are such a dominant first half showing. Canberra to win paying $1.50.
Roosters take on the Penrith Panthers in the other weekend clash. They also pay $1.50 and should have too much class for the men from the mountains.
The multi on both suggetsed wins delivers $2.25...worth a lazy punt.
The law of diminishing averages
All Blacks 10, Wallabies 0.
A very impressive streak. The last time the AB's were on a streak this hot Moses was playing halfback for the Israelites and the halftime entertainment featured lions.
However, the more the All Blacks win, the increased chance that the next clash will be a loss.
Head, heads, heads......heads, heads, heads...at some point tails is going to come up.
A very impressive streak. The last time the AB's were on a streak this hot Moses was playing halfback for the Israelites and the halftime entertainment featured lions.
However, the more the All Blacks win, the increased chance that the next clash will be a loss.
Head, heads, heads......heads, heads, heads...at some point tails is going to come up.
Thursday, 15 July 2010
Cultural Icons
Given England (4-4-2) and New Zealand (3-4-3) were the only nations not employing the 4-2-3-1 in SA does this mean that England and New Zealand were the only countries represented at prepared to display their own national identity?
Everyone else has got on board the globalisation freight train and is playing the same way while wearing different colours.
Everyone else has got on board the globalisation freight train and is playing the same way while wearing different colours.
4-2-3-1
4-2-3-1 : the formation that the world now plays (with the exception of England and New Zealand) produced the most boring World Cup since 1990 Italy. Outside the performances of Argentina, Germany and Diego Forlan this World Cup was dominated by a style of football that did not inspire.
Lets hope before Brazil 2014 a nation or team or individual can develop a style that brings back onfield brilliance. Right now football is a game for athletes, where have all the artists gone?
Lets hope before Brazil 2014 a nation or team or individual can develop a style that brings back onfield brilliance. Right now football is a game for athletes, where have all the artists gone?
Howard Webb
I feel sorry for Howard Webb.
Having to ref a World Cup Final of foulers and divers, doing his best not to send anyone off and then he gets hammered for not doing a great job. Could anyone have done a top job reffing that final?
If Arjen Robben took one of the gift wrapped chances he received then Holland win the final, Arjen is a hero. Instead he transfers his failure to convert to the supposed failure of the Webb to send off Carlos Puyol for holding Robben back during chance #2.
I haven't heard any complaints from the Dutch about the fact that Nigel de Jong was still on the field despite tackling Xabi Alonso's chest (when he was standing) with sprigs in the first half or Webb's leniency in not giving a second yellow to Robben when he kicked the ball away after being called for offside late in the match.
Sure, Webb could have made some different calls but he could also have made it a 11 v 10 man game much earlier.
That so much has been made of Webb's performance reflects the state of officiating in the world of football right now - to much pressure placed on the man in the middle with no technological support in a sport that is extremely fast with varying levels of player contact and plenty of divers.
FIFA need to urgently review and then overhaul how the game is reffed.
Having to ref a World Cup Final of foulers and divers, doing his best not to send anyone off and then he gets hammered for not doing a great job. Could anyone have done a top job reffing that final?
If Arjen Robben took one of the gift wrapped chances he received then Holland win the final, Arjen is a hero. Instead he transfers his failure to convert to the supposed failure of the Webb to send off Carlos Puyol for holding Robben back during chance #2.
I haven't heard any complaints from the Dutch about the fact that Nigel de Jong was still on the field despite tackling Xabi Alonso's chest (when he was standing) with sprigs in the first half or Webb's leniency in not giving a second yellow to Robben when he kicked the ball away after being called for offside late in the match.
Sure, Webb could have made some different calls but he could also have made it a 11 v 10 man game much earlier.
That so much has been made of Webb's performance reflects the state of officiating in the world of football right now - to much pressure placed on the man in the middle with no technological support in a sport that is extremely fast with varying levels of player contact and plenty of divers.
FIFA need to urgently review and then overhaul how the game is reffed.
Saturday, 10 July 2010
Octopus pretenders
Paul the Octopus is on an incredible run.
He has picked all German results correctly at the World Cup (6/6) and has now gone for Spain to win the final.
So, what happens?
He has to deal with imitators. Animals who have no history of making any previous correct predictions (or any predictions at all sporting or non-sporting) get on the bandwagon. Keas in New Zealand, camels and giraffes at a Dutch zoo get the chance to pick who will win the World Cup and gain media coverage.
Its bollocks. Paul has earned his right to get his exposure, the other animals have done nothing, have no track record at all.
He has picked all German results correctly at the World Cup (6/6) and has now gone for Spain to win the final.
So, what happens?
He has to deal with imitators. Animals who have no history of making any previous correct predictions (or any predictions at all sporting or non-sporting) get on the bandwagon. Keas in New Zealand, camels and giraffes at a Dutch zoo get the chance to pick who will win the World Cup and gain media coverage.
Its bollocks. Paul has earned his right to get his exposure, the other animals have done nothing, have no track record at all.
Friday, 9 July 2010
Dirk Kuyt
Much has been made of the brilliance of Xavi, Iniesta, Sneijder and Robben ahead of the World Cup final.
However, one man not to be forgotten is Liverpool's Dirk Kuyt. The left midfielder has an unbelieveable motor and is arguably the most consistent player for the Reds in the EPL. His ability to break up attacks and then quickly break to a goalscoring position makes him a real threat.
Kuyt is paying $4.00 to score in the World Cup Final, $12.00 to be the first goalscorer.
However, one man not to be forgotten is Liverpool's Dirk Kuyt. The left midfielder has an unbelieveable motor and is arguably the most consistent player for the Reds in the EPL. His ability to break up attacks and then quickly break to a goalscoring position makes him a real threat.
Kuyt is paying $4.00 to score in the World Cup Final, $12.00 to be the first goalscorer.
An extra day of rest
Six games played for both Holland and Spain, one more to go.
What value then the extra day of recovery that Holland had following their semifinal win over Uruguay? With Spain playing their semifinal 24 hours later that extra day of rest could prove to be crucial in the Monday morning final.
Holland also welcome back two suspended players. Combative midfielder Nigel de Jong and right back Gregory Van der Wiel (both products of the Ajax youth academy).
For Holland to beat Spain they will need to do something that a tired Germany were not able to do - put Spain and their ball players under consistent pressure. This means pressing higher up the pitch than the Germans did, not sitting back so deep and hitting the accelerator when required to cut down options for the Spanish man with the ball.
Paraguay was able to do this in the quarterfinal and created chances accordingly, Germany sat back until the game was gone.
Holland are unlikely to make the same mistake.
What value then the extra day of recovery that Holland had following their semifinal win over Uruguay? With Spain playing their semifinal 24 hours later that extra day of rest could prove to be crucial in the Monday morning final.
Holland also welcome back two suspended players. Combative midfielder Nigel de Jong and right back Gregory Van der Wiel (both products of the Ajax youth academy).
For Holland to beat Spain they will need to do something that a tired Germany were not able to do - put Spain and their ball players under consistent pressure. This means pressing higher up the pitch than the Germans did, not sitting back so deep and hitting the accelerator when required to cut down options for the Spanish man with the ball.
Paraguay was able to do this in the quarterfinal and created chances accordingly, Germany sat back until the game was gone.
Holland are unlikely to make the same mistake.
Wednesday, 7 July 2010
How a soccer star is made
From the New York Times.........individual development (Ajax system) vs winning matches (US system)
www.nytimes.com/2010/06/06/magazine/06Soccer-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all
www.nytimes.com/2010/06/06/magazine/06Soccer-t.html?_r=1&pagewanted=all
Monday, 5 July 2010
Uruguay
Uruguay snuck into the World Cup courtesy of a playoff against Costa Rica.
Now, despite qualifying as the 5th best South American team, they are the only nation from the Americas left standing.
No one is giving them much of a show of upsetting the Netherlands in the Wednesday morning (NZ time) semifinal. The TAB is paying $5.85 for Uruguay to win in 90 minutes (Holland $1.60), $3.50 for Uruguay to progress to the final (Holland $1.28).
Don't buy into the hype of the Dutch victory over an imploding Brazil - Uruguay can make its first "final" since the underdog defeat of Brazil in 1950.
Primary to their success is striker Diego Forlan who has found the net 3 times in the tournament to date. Forlan has been the unsung star of the tournament, masterminding his team's 3-0 romp against South Africa in group play before scoring a spectacular free kick equaliser against Ghana in the quarterfinal.
While the Netherlands are on a record run of undefeated matches (24) in the international arena, Uruguay had to grind their way through South American qualification and then battle every step of the way once in SA. They are battle hardened and have conceded just twice at the tournament.
In a World Cup of upsets and surprises, Uruguay have the look of a Greece circa Euro 2004 about them. Unfashionable, unfancied but capable of going all the way. Worth a lazy $20 punt.
Now, despite qualifying as the 5th best South American team, they are the only nation from the Americas left standing.
No one is giving them much of a show of upsetting the Netherlands in the Wednesday morning (NZ time) semifinal. The TAB is paying $5.85 for Uruguay to win in 90 minutes (Holland $1.60), $3.50 for Uruguay to progress to the final (Holland $1.28).
Don't buy into the hype of the Dutch victory over an imploding Brazil - Uruguay can make its first "final" since the underdog defeat of Brazil in 1950.
Primary to their success is striker Diego Forlan who has found the net 3 times in the tournament to date. Forlan has been the unsung star of the tournament, masterminding his team's 3-0 romp against South Africa in group play before scoring a spectacular free kick equaliser against Ghana in the quarterfinal.
While the Netherlands are on a record run of undefeated matches (24) in the international arena, Uruguay had to grind their way through South American qualification and then battle every step of the way once in SA. They are battle hardened and have conceded just twice at the tournament.
In a World Cup of upsets and surprises, Uruguay have the look of a Greece circa Euro 2004 about them. Unfashionable, unfancied but capable of going all the way. Worth a lazy $20 punt.
Tuesday, 29 June 2010
The German samba
The quarter final between Argentina and Germany this weekend promises to be the match of the tournament.
Both teams play a short passing, quick attacking game while have strong defensive lines. Both teams have strikers in top form – Higuain, Tevez (Argentina) and Muller (Germany) and both have wonderful attacking playmakers – Messi and Ozil.
While Argentina came into the tournament as 3rd favourites Germany were listed at odds of 18-1 behind the likes of England, France and Italy – all who have now gone home.
Why is German football so good and why is their team playing a style of game that is reminiscent of the great Brazilian teams as opposed to the structured efficient style of traditional German squads?
The fact that most German players play together in the Bundesliga (less demanding than the EPL or La Liga), the investment by German football in talent ID and academy programs, a population of 100 million people, different ethnicities in the team and the willingness to give youth a chance by national team coaches help explain the performance of Germany so far.
Whatever the reason, Michael Ballack has not been missed. Germany looks to be in great shape for at least the next two World Cups.
Argentina will be tough - it should be a cracking match.
Both teams play a short passing, quick attacking game while have strong defensive lines. Both teams have strikers in top form – Higuain, Tevez (Argentina) and Muller (Germany) and both have wonderful attacking playmakers – Messi and Ozil.
While Argentina came into the tournament as 3rd favourites Germany were listed at odds of 18-1 behind the likes of England, France and Italy – all who have now gone home.
Why is German football so good and why is their team playing a style of game that is reminiscent of the great Brazilian teams as opposed to the structured efficient style of traditional German squads?
The fact that most German players play together in the Bundesliga (less demanding than the EPL or La Liga), the investment by German football in talent ID and academy programs, a population of 100 million people, different ethnicities in the team and the willingness to give youth a chance by national team coaches help explain the performance of Germany so far.
Whatever the reason, Michael Ballack has not been missed. Germany looks to be in great shape for at least the next two World Cups.
Argentina will be tough - it should be a cracking match.
Sunday, 27 June 2010
The Human Element
FIFA need to quickly address how football is officiated on field.
Plenty of teams have been affected by decisions at this World Cup which have impacted on their chances of progression at the tournament.
Putting aside a large number of dicey calls featuring bookings, offsides and pens. listed are key decisions which were clearly wrong:-
Mexico - Tevez offside goal for Argentina
England – disallowed goal vs Germany
USA – disallowed goals vs Slovenia and Algeria
Switzerland – sending off vs Chile
Serbia – denied late penalty for handball vs Australia
Brazil – Kaka send off vs Ivory Coast
Germany – Klose send off vs Serbia
Football has used the same refereeing approach for the last 100 years despite dramatic changes in the nature of the athlete, tactics, technology and the commercial development of the game. Its seems crazy that FIFA are holding onto the “human element” of refereeing when every other industry in the world has embraced technology to help achieve more correct decisions.
Plenty of teams have been affected by decisions at this World Cup which have impacted on their chances of progression at the tournament.
Putting aside a large number of dicey calls featuring bookings, offsides and pens. listed are key decisions which were clearly wrong:-
Mexico - Tevez offside goal for Argentina
England – disallowed goal vs Germany
USA – disallowed goals vs Slovenia and Algeria
Switzerland – sending off vs Chile
Serbia – denied late penalty for handball vs Australia
Brazil – Kaka send off vs Ivory Coast
Germany – Klose send off vs Serbia
Football has used the same refereeing approach for the last 100 years despite dramatic changes in the nature of the athlete, tactics, technology and the commercial development of the game. Its seems crazy that FIFA are holding onto the “human element” of refereeing when every other industry in the world has embraced technology to help achieve more correct decisions.
What is worse if you are English?
Losing to Germany 4-1 in the 2nd round?
Beating Germany but then losing to Maradona’s Argentina in the quarter finals?
Beating Germany but then losing to Maradona’s Argentina in the quarter finals?
Sven and England
Did Sven Goran Eriksson overachieve with England in 2002 and 2006?
2010 – 2nd round – lost Germany 4-1
2006 – quarters – defeated by Portugal (pens)
2002 – quarters – defeated by eventual champions Brazil 2-1
1998 – 2nd round – defeated by Argentina (pens)
1994 – did not qualify
1990 - semifinals – defeated by Germany (pens)
1986 – quarters – defeated by Argentina 2-1
1982 – 2nd group stage
1978 – did not qualify
1974 – did not qualify
1970 – quarters – defeated by Germany 3-2
1966 – World Champions
2010 – 2nd round – lost Germany 4-1
2006 – quarters – defeated by Portugal (pens)
2002 – quarters – defeated by eventual champions Brazil 2-1
1998 – 2nd round – defeated by Argentina (pens)
1994 – did not qualify
1990 - semifinals – defeated by Germany (pens)
1986 – quarters – defeated by Argentina 2-1
1982 – 2nd group stage
1978 – did not qualify
1974 – did not qualify
1970 – quarters – defeated by Germany 3-2
1966 – World Champions
12 hours in Bangkok makes the strong man crumble..
Sitting in the Bangkok transit hotel watching TV after the long haul from Joburg.
A game show is on TV.
A man is wearing goggles, clad only in underpants, lying on the ground.
Popcorn is sprinkled on his body.
His challenge is to see how long he can lie on the ground while a gaggle of geese eat the popcorn from his body.
A game show is on TV.
A man is wearing goggles, clad only in underpants, lying on the ground.
Popcorn is sprinkled on his body.
His challenge is to see how long he can lie on the ground while a gaggle of geese eat the popcorn from his body.
Stadiums / Lemons
No matter how much the South African people embrace and enjoy the World Cup it’s a little hard to escape the thought that they have been sold a number of gigantic lemons.
The new stadiums are extremely impressive but post World Cup who is going to play anything at Polokwane or Rustenburg on a regular basis that requires such facilities.
In a country with such low literacy rates and high crime levels the World Cup stadium construction will be judged by history to be a poor social investment.
The new stadiums are extremely impressive but post World Cup who is going to play anything at Polokwane or Rustenburg on a regular basis that requires such facilities.
In a country with such low literacy rates and high crime levels the World Cup stadium construction will be judged by history to be a poor social investment.
African light
Photographers travel from all over the world to take shots during the African dawn or twilight hours.
Be it the colour of the land, smoke in the atmosphere or the high veldt altitude the orange tinted light produced in SA at the start and end of the day is unique.
Be it the colour of the land, smoke in the atmosphere or the high veldt altitude the orange tinted light produced in SA at the start and end of the day is unique.
Expectations
New Zealand came to the World Cup with the general public expectation being that they would do well to get a point.
They depart the tournament unbeaten with 3 points, finishing ahead of World Champions Italy in group play.
A great ride for NZ sport.
They depart the tournament unbeaten with 3 points, finishing ahead of World Champions Italy in group play.
A great ride for NZ sport.
Tuesday, 22 June 2010
Beating Paraguay
The last two times NZ have played Latin American opposition they have struggled, losing to both Mexico and Chile 2-0 in the last five months.
So, why can New Zealand beat Paraguay at the World Cup?
1. Ryan Nelsen. The http://www.goal.com/ world player of the week is in the form of his life locking down the All White central defence. New Zealand have been very tough to break down at this tournament.
2. Team belief. This All White squad has a quiet, relaxed confidence about them. The team have nothing to lose and they believe they can do it.
3. NZ will score. NZ have scored in each of their last 5 games (Australia, Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Italy) when starting with their best team. Chile (0-2) was the exception however NZ played with a weaker lineup than they will against Paraguay.
4. Contracts. A number of the NZ players are chasing player contracts for the upcoming club season. This desperation will drive players to produce a winning performance for the All Whites.
5. The Far Post Ball (FPB). The perfect weapon for the tall Kiwi strikeforce against a team which has played passing opposition in its last 2 games.
Nothing motivates players and a team like being told that it cannot be done.
So, why can New Zealand beat Paraguay at the World Cup?
1. Ryan Nelsen. The http://www.goal.com/ world player of the week is in the form of his life locking down the All White central defence. New Zealand have been very tough to break down at this tournament.
2. Team belief. This All White squad has a quiet, relaxed confidence about them. The team have nothing to lose and they believe they can do it.
3. NZ will score. NZ have scored in each of their last 5 games (Australia, Serbia, Slovenia, Slovakia, Italy) when starting with their best team. Chile (0-2) was the exception however NZ played with a weaker lineup than they will against Paraguay.
4. Contracts. A number of the NZ players are chasing player contracts for the upcoming club season. This desperation will drive players to produce a winning performance for the All Whites.
5. The Far Post Ball (FPB). The perfect weapon for the tall Kiwi strikeforce against a team which has played passing opposition in its last 2 games.
Nothing motivates players and a team like being told that it cannot be done.
All White media conferences
Number of nations represented at the first press conference by the All Whites in South Africa – 1 (New Zealand).
Number of nations represented at the first press conference following the 1-1 draw with Italy – 9 (New Zealand, Israel, Denmark, Netherlands, England, Italy, South Africa, Germany and Australia).
Number of nations represented at the first press conference following the 1-1 draw with Italy – 9 (New Zealand, Israel, Denmark, Netherlands, England, Italy, South Africa, Germany and Australia).
The Time Continuum
New Zealand (Australasia) 1, World Champions 1.
What an incredible result for New Zealand.
The last 45 minutes of the game seemed to take an age, all I wanted was for time to speed up.
The 45 minutes following the game flew by. All I wanted was for time to slow down so players and Kiwi fans could enjoy one of the great results of New Zealand sport and the biggest ever result for New Zealand football.
What an incredible result for New Zealand.
The last 45 minutes of the game seemed to take an age, all I wanted was for time to speed up.
The 45 minutes following the game flew by. All I wanted was for time to slow down so players and Kiwi fans could enjoy one of the great results of New Zealand sport and the biggest ever result for New Zealand football.
Simon Elliott
A question to the All White midfielder at a press conference following the 1-1 draw with Slovakia.
Q. “So Simon, how would that result rank compared to the all the games you have played in your career?”
A. “I’m not sure. I will have to go home and check my rankings sheet.”
Q. “So Simon, how would that result rank compared to the all the games you have played in your career?”
A. “I’m not sure. I will have to go home and check my rankings sheet.”
South African urinals
South African urinals have a lot of ice cubes in them. Possible reasons:-
1. Melting ice cubes is fun
2. Smell suppression
3. Encouragement of accuracy
4. The South African ice vending industry has a government subsidy to produce more ice than is required for domestic demand
5. Takes the winter game of "Snow pee" inside to warm conditions
Only danger with the ice cubes - splash back.
1. Melting ice cubes is fun
2. Smell suppression
3. Encouragement of accuracy
4. The South African ice vending industry has a government subsidy to produce more ice than is required for domestic demand
5. Takes the winter game of "Snow pee" inside to warm conditions
Only danger with the ice cubes - splash back.
England v Algeria
An English fan was interviewed on Super Sport 3 after the woeful 0-0 draw with Algeria.
“I passed a kidney stone tonight. It hurt, it hurt. But it was easier than watching England trying to pass the ball.”
“I passed a kidney stone tonight. It hurt, it hurt. But it was easier than watching England trying to pass the ball.”
2022
US fans did their country a massive favour at Ellis Park when the States took on Slovenia.
Not only did they scream their team back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2, but attending FIFA supremo Sepp Blatter would have noticed that a true footballing culture does exist in the States.
Given not all matches in South Africa have sold out, if Yanks can travel half around the world (the US have picked up more tickets at this tournament than any other country apart from South Africa) then they can surely provide massive support for a tournament in their own country.
Watch for the US to speed up the development of its footballing fanbase by bringing in plenty of big names into the MLS from Europe over the next year or two.
When linked to the geographic position of the US – perfect for prime time evening games into Europe – the US is clear favourties for the 2022 World Cup before politicking begins.
Not only did they scream their team back from 2-0 down to draw 2-2, but attending FIFA supremo Sepp Blatter would have noticed that a true footballing culture does exist in the States.
Given not all matches in South Africa have sold out, if Yanks can travel half around the world (the US have picked up more tickets at this tournament than any other country apart from South Africa) then they can surely provide massive support for a tournament in their own country.
Watch for the US to speed up the development of its footballing fanbase by bringing in plenty of big names into the MLS from Europe over the next year or two.
When linked to the geographic position of the US – perfect for prime time evening games into Europe – the US is clear favourties for the 2022 World Cup before politicking begins.
Friday, 18 June 2010
FMCG (SA style) v.2
Further items available in the traffic intersection distribution channel...
Landscaping / Outdoor DIY
- fencing
- garden archways
Souveniers
- african carvings (Big 5 animals)
Pet Supplies
- dog kennels
Automotive accessories
- mufflers
- car tyres (single or bulk)
Landscaping / Outdoor DIY
- fencing
- garden archways
Souveniers
- african carvings (Big 5 animals)
Pet Supplies
- dog kennels
Automotive accessories
- mufflers
- car tyres (single or bulk)
Thursday, 17 June 2010
Doing the Loftus shuffle
70 minutes into Uruguay vs SA and Bafana Bafana go down 2-0.
The Loftus Versfeld shuffle begins as the crowd decides that its far too cold (around -3C) to sit around watching losing football.
The shuffle is somewhat reminicent of the Warriors in the bad old days of Super League when 28-0 down at half time the Ericsson Stadium crowd would wait for the half time show (usually featuring a large inflatable Penguin, pyrotechnics, dancers and Harleys) before quickly exiting the stadium prior to the start of the 2nd half.
I'm not so sure if this World Cup is really going to bring the people of South Africa together. Based on the comments of the Afrikaaners around me last night I'm picking their first live game of Bafana Bafana football will also be their last.
The winners last night - Uruguay, rugby union and entrenched views around what sport whites should attend. Expect increased support for England and Holland from the local white population for the remainder of group play.
The Loftus Versfeld shuffle begins as the crowd decides that its far too cold (around -3C) to sit around watching losing football.
The shuffle is somewhat reminicent of the Warriors in the bad old days of Super League when 28-0 down at half time the Ericsson Stadium crowd would wait for the half time show (usually featuring a large inflatable Penguin, pyrotechnics, dancers and Harleys) before quickly exiting the stadium prior to the start of the 2nd half.
I'm not so sure if this World Cup is really going to bring the people of South Africa together. Based on the comments of the Afrikaaners around me last night I'm picking their first live game of Bafana Bafana football will also be their last.
The winners last night - Uruguay, rugby union and entrenched views around what sport whites should attend. Expect increased support for England and Holland from the local white population for the remainder of group play.
Wednesday, 16 June 2010
Switzerland 1-0 Spain, the implications
Spain are now going to be struggling to top group H.
Should Spain come second in the group, they will then play the top team in Group G in the round of 16. That team is odds on to be Brazil in Joburg on the 29th June SA time.
One of the Big Brothers is going to be leaving the World Cup house early.
And.....you can now expect a roughie to make it all the way to the semis - take your pick out of Paraguay, Chile, the Ivory Coast or Switzerland to shake things up.
Portugal in 2006, South Korea + Turkey in 2002, Croatia in 1998, Bulgaria/Sweden in 1994...generally the semis aren't all about the big boys - 2010 doesn't look like its going to buck the trend.
Should Spain come second in the group, they will then play the top team in Group G in the round of 16. That team is odds on to be Brazil in Joburg on the 29th June SA time.
One of the Big Brothers is going to be leaving the World Cup house early.
And.....you can now expect a roughie to make it all the way to the semis - take your pick out of Paraguay, Chile, the Ivory Coast or Switzerland to shake things up.
Portugal in 2006, South Korea + Turkey in 2002, Croatia in 1998, Bulgaria/Sweden in 1994...generally the semis aren't all about the big boys - 2010 doesn't look like its going to buck the trend.
Reasons to believe why the All Whites can beat Italy
1. Goalkeeper Buffon is out. The last time NZ played Italy he was also out and NZ scored 3 times before losing 4-3.
2. NZ has a more effective defensive combination than the last time these 2 nations played.
3. Altitude. NZ played at Rustenburg on the high veldt. Italy’s opening match was at sea level against Paraguay. The ball will fly when these teams meet in Nelspruit (700m/2200ft above sea level) – look out for another NZ far post header.
4. North Korea. The last time North Korea made a World Cup was in 1966….when they were good enough to beat Italy. Italy are due another World Cup upset – it might as well be now against another supposed minnow, especially one that begins with the letter N!
5. Italy will write NZ off and NZ loves being written off.
Paying plenty at the TAB….worth a lazy $5 for the NZ win or 1-0 score pick.
Dare to dream!
2. NZ has a more effective defensive combination than the last time these 2 nations played.
3. Altitude. NZ played at Rustenburg on the high veldt. Italy’s opening match was at sea level against Paraguay. The ball will fly when these teams meet in Nelspruit (700m/2200ft above sea level) – look out for another NZ far post header.
4. North Korea. The last time North Korea made a World Cup was in 1966….when they were good enough to beat Italy. Italy are due another World Cup upset – it might as well be now against another supposed minnow, especially one that begins with the letter N!
5. Italy will write NZ off and NZ loves being written off.
Paying plenty at the TAB….worth a lazy $5 for the NZ win or 1-0 score pick.
Dare to dream!
Pretoria
In honour of being part of a police motorcade to the South Africa v Uruguay game tonight in Pretoria, a tune.
(sung to the Exponents song Victoria)
“Pretoria,
Want do you want from me?
Want from me?
Pretoria
What do you want from me?
Want from me?”
(sung to the Exponents song Victoria)
“Pretoria,
Want do you want from me?
Want from me?
Pretoria
What do you want from me?
Want from me?”
Karma
The angst of losing a game in the 94th minute vs the joy of a late minute equalizer.
What would you have taken 3 weeks ago….a draw against Australia in a friendly or a last minute equalizer against Slovakia to earn New Zealand its first point at the World Cup?
Such a tense match to watch at the ground and brilliant to win at the death. Raw emotion for the players, management and fans at the end of the game.
O for Oarsome.
What would you have taken 3 weeks ago….a draw against Australia in a friendly or a last minute equalizer against Slovakia to earn New Zealand its first point at the World Cup?
Such a tense match to watch at the ground and brilliant to win at the death. Raw emotion for the players, management and fans at the end of the game.
O for Oarsome.
Vuvuzela Blowers
Those damn annoying horns are everywhere, at the airport arrivals lounge, in bars, shopping malls, all over the place.
But is the vuzuzela the issue of is it the person blowing them?
What does it say about an individual who buys a vuzuzela but then only blows them at a game while wearing earplugs. This seems to be completely contrary to the whole idea of stadium entertainment, it says ”I’m an arsehole who is going to destroy your viewing experience but I’m going to be OK.”
Forget banning the vuzuzela, ban the vuzuzela blower.
But is the vuzuzela the issue of is it the person blowing them?
What does it say about an individual who buys a vuzuzela but then only blows them at a game while wearing earplugs. This seems to be completely contrary to the whole idea of stadium entertainment, it says ”I’m an arsehole who is going to destroy your viewing experience but I’m going to be OK.”
Forget banning the vuzuzela, ban the vuzuzela blower.
Charlie Dempsey
Charlie was the Oceania FIFA delegate who mysteriously abstained during voting to decide who would be awarded the 2006 World Cup.
His no show effectively meant that Germany became hosts of the 2006 World Cup ahead of South Africa as the Oceania vote had been determined by delegates to be for South Africa.
Charlie took a hammering from world media at the time.
Still plenty of construction underway in SA, the extra time that was given to SA to get the tournament set up now seems to have been a sensible decision.
Charlie - visionary.
His no show effectively meant that Germany became hosts of the 2006 World Cup ahead of South Africa as the Oceania vote had been determined by delegates to be for South Africa.
Charlie took a hammering from world media at the time.
Still plenty of construction underway in SA, the extra time that was given to SA to get the tournament set up now seems to have been a sensible decision.
Charlie - visionary.
Mexican Wave
If Mexico is playing and their fans decide to do a Mexican Wave should this be termed a Mexican Mexican Wave or do the two Mexicans cancel each other out like double integers?
The Mexican Mexican Wave or just The Wave?
The Mexican Mexican Wave or just The Wave?
FMCGs (SA style)
South Africa has redefined the parameters of the Fast Moving Consumer Goods (FMCG) category by extending a distribution channel to traffic intersections.
Here is a list of things that you can buy as you wait for the light to go green.
Fanware
- vuvuzelas (horns)
- flags
Household Goods
- coathangers
- laundry powder (bulk option only - 25kg box)
Vegetables
- onions
- potatatoes
Electrical appliances
- phone chargers
- Pioneer car stereos
- TV cameras (Rustenburg only)
Business cards
And (best of all)………
Retirement home packages.
Here is a list of things that you can buy as you wait for the light to go green.
Fanware
- vuvuzelas (horns)
- flags
Household Goods
- coathangers
- laundry powder (bulk option only - 25kg box)
Vegetables
- onions
- potatatoes
Electrical appliances
- phone chargers
- Pioneer car stereos
- TV cameras (Rustenburg only)
Business cards
And (best of all)………
Retirement home packages.
Monday, 14 June 2010
Ooo la la!
Day 1 at the World Cup and France miss an early chance against Uruguay. TV camera shot cues to French manager Domenech as he whirls away in frustration at the missed opportunity. “Ooo la la!” explodes the SKY commentator taking a punt on what a frustrated French national team manager might say.
On the basis of the “ooo la la” we are every chance to be bombed with national stereotypes for the rest of the month from SKY commentators whenever a team manager (outside England) shows any emotion.
Keep an ear out for a collection of “Choice bro”, “Strewth mate”, “Achtung / Schnell”, “Awesome dude”, “Mumma mia” commentator dubs whenever the respective Kiwi, Aussie, German, US or Italian managers is shown responding to onfield action.
On the basis of the “ooo la la” we are every chance to be bombed with national stereotypes for the rest of the month from SKY commentators whenever a team manager (outside England) shows any emotion.
Keep an ear out for a collection of “Choice bro”, “Strewth mate”, “Achtung / Schnell”, “Awesome dude”, “Mumma mia” commentator dubs whenever the respective Kiwi, Aussie, German, US or Italian managers is shown responding to onfield action.
The ball is made for us
Such a light ball when coupled with altitude plays right into NZ's goalscoring plans.
The ball to the far post is our trademark assist. Look for the kiwi strikers to provide plenty of headers on goal / knockdowns back across the 6 yard box at the far post tomorrow night against Slovakia.
No Slovakian media at NZ trainings.....NZ are at their best when written off.
The ball to the far post is our trademark assist. Look for the kiwi strikers to provide plenty of headers on goal / knockdowns back across the 6 yard box at the far post tomorrow night against Slovakia.
No Slovakian media at NZ trainings.....NZ are at their best when written off.
Thursday, 10 June 2010
Look to the past to see the future
Since 1962 the World Cup has alternated between South American and European champions. 1962 - Brazil, 1966 - England, 1970 - Brazil, 1974 - West Germany....all the way through to 2006 - Italy. Should that streak continue at the 13th World Cup since this trend began its hard to look past Brazil and Argentina as likely champions in South Africa.
Brazil play championship winning tournament football. They won the Confederations Cup in South Africa last year and very rarely concede goals. No country has won a World Cup outside their home continental land mass with the exception of Brazil - Sweden (1958) and South Korea / Japan (2002). Second favourite for the tournament @ $5.50 - get on board now.
The Melbourne Maori has picked Brazil to go all the way, you would be foolish to disregard his well balanced opinions.
Argentina are also worth a crack @ $8.00 to go all the way. Four experienced defenders balanced against the attacking genius of Messi, Higuain and Tevez. Sure, coach Diego Maradona is as mad as a cut snake but as a player he did inspire Argentina to their last World Cup success in 1986.
In defence of Diego's chances of not coaching Argentina to victory due to his unique personality - since when did refering to yourself in the third person, a drug habit, willingness to do crazy things in public/private and general lack of awareness of other people stop individuals from success in today's world of sport/music/entertainment/business/politics?!
Brazil and Argentina have never met in a World Cup Final. Could 2010 be the time?
Brazil play championship winning tournament football. They won the Confederations Cup in South Africa last year and very rarely concede goals. No country has won a World Cup outside their home continental land mass with the exception of Brazil - Sweden (1958) and South Korea / Japan (2002). Second favourite for the tournament @ $5.50 - get on board now.
The Melbourne Maori has picked Brazil to go all the way, you would be foolish to disregard his well balanced opinions.
Argentina are also worth a crack @ $8.00 to go all the way. Four experienced defenders balanced against the attacking genius of Messi, Higuain and Tevez. Sure, coach Diego Maradona is as mad as a cut snake but as a player he did inspire Argentina to their last World Cup success in 1986.
In defence of Diego's chances of not coaching Argentina to victory due to his unique personality - since when did refering to yourself in the third person, a drug habit, willingness to do crazy things in public/private and general lack of awareness of other people stop individuals from success in today's world of sport/music/entertainment/business/politics?!
Brazil and Argentina have never met in a World Cup Final. Could 2010 be the time?
Wednesday, 9 June 2010
It begins....
......but without Nik Jackson.
No Jackson is somewhat bittersweet.....kind of like NZ playing a solid game before conceding a 94th minute goal to Australia at the MCG and then being surrounded by a bunch of Aussies wearing friggin canary yellow jerseys pointing, laughing and gesticulating at me and my small band of All White supporters.
Today's betting tip...NZ to get more points at the World Cup than Australia ($9 at the TAB).
No Jackson is somewhat bittersweet.....kind of like NZ playing a solid game before conceding a 94th minute goal to Australia at the MCG and then being surrounded by a bunch of Aussies wearing friggin canary yellow jerseys pointing, laughing and gesticulating at me and my small band of All White supporters.
Today's betting tip...NZ to get more points at the World Cup than Australia ($9 at the TAB).
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